Not A Phase Embroidered Patch

📦 PRE-ORDER INFO

This is a pre-order item. All orders containing this product are scheduled to start shipping on May 29th, 2026.

Please note: If you order other items along with this pre-order, your entire shipment will be held until the release date to save on shipping waste and costs. If you need your other gear sooner, please place a separate order!

Face it: she thought you’d grow out of it, but here you are, still craving the heaviest slams known to man. To celebrate the release of our new EP, we’ve immortalized the ultimate truth in thread. This black oval patch features bold red embroidery that lets everyone know your commitment to the slam is permanent.

Whether you iron it, sew it, or pin it, make sure it’s visible. It’s time to show the world (and your Mom) that Slamdown is forever.

Details

• "Slamdown is not a phase, Mom" EP branding
• Black base with high-visibility red embroidery
• Durable blend of 26% cotton and 74% polyester
• 3″ (7.6 cm) in diameter – the perfect size for sleeves, hats, or vests
• Three ways to attach:
  • Iron-on: For the quick fix
  • Sew-on: For the pit-proof permanent bond
  • Safety pin: For that classic DIY punk aesthetic
• 50% rebellion, 50% meme, 100% heavy