Mom, this is my new desk mat

To celebrate the release of our EP "Slamdown is not a phase, Mom", we've brought the cute cover artwork to a massive scale. Measuring an expansive 16″ x 32″, this desk mat is built for total dominance over your setup.

But it doesn't stop at your keyboard and mouse. Need a premium surface to tap your mana, summon creatures, and destroy your friends in a high-stakes card battle? We designed this to double as the ultimate TCG playmat. Whether you're grinding PC games, producing heavy slams, or - like our bassist Louis - laying down a devastating Magic: The Gathering combo, this mat has you covered.

Details

• Official "Slamdown is not a phase, Mom" artwork
• Dimensions: 16″ × 32″ (approx. 40.6 cm × 81.3 cm). Perfect for full-desk setups or epic card battles
• 100% smooth polyester top for low-friction mouse glide and flawless card sliding
• Anti-slip natural rubber base to keep your setup locked down, even during intense gaming sessions
• 0.12″ (3 mm) of dense, comfortable cushioning
• Premium stitched/hemmed edges to prevent fraying and peeling over time
• Tell your Mom it's for productivity. Grab your new desk mat and claim your territory.